Shorter John Ensign: my affair is less contemptible than Bill Clinton’s because mine was with a married woman, and my parents paid her $96,000.

Nice touch. I once had an affair with a 13 year old, but she was already walking the streets, and my parents payed her a hundred bucks. It was a family tradition, you know. Getting them into into the life as soon as possible. And we didn't do anything kinky like sucking on cigar tubes, mind.
Posted by: Peter on August 20, 2009 9:58 AMThey would make a nice polyamorous family, wouldn't they? :-P
Posted by: Mike Goldman on August 20, 2009 2:28 PM