From Funny Times:
Cinderella married the handsome prince and they lived happily enough until health issues cropped up and they were forced to move into an assisted living facility where they grew feeble and forgetful until they finally died.
Or as George Orwell said, I forget where:
"Those who live by the sword die by the sword. Those who don't, die of smelly diseases."
Posted by: Martha Bridegam on November 19, 2008 4:39 AM